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May 27, 2011

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About

Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus (or a squid--I can never remember the difference), I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.

As a child, I was cradled by Hulk Hogan and appeared on the front page of the Seattle Times. I may have peaked too early.

After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.

I have since returned to my hometown, and now I vow to never trip over a giant pile of money, just in case.

If you need something written or edited, just ask!

academic(s) currently punching the air

Twitter: @keithjacks

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