Also, I can kill you with my brain

Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus, I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.

After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.

I have now returned to my hometown, and now I vow to never trip over a giant pile of money, just in case.

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Twitter: @keithjacks

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