When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
It floats
Source: just now
Humans float. If the rest of a guy floated while his penis sank, we’d have a drowning disaster on our hands, with a bunch of men being dragged under by their rip-tide like penises.
(via mobey-taguire)
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Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus (or a squid--I can never remember the difference), I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.
As a child, I was cradled by Hulk Hogan and appeared on the front page of the Seattle Times. I may have peaked too early.
After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.
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