littlemissnerdygirl said:
On a scale of 1 to 10 how prepared are you to deal with the hipsters that live in Seattle? (Don’t get me wrong I really liked Seattle the one time I visited…but seriously. It’s kind of hipster-y, although it’s got nothing on Portland)
Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus (or a squid--I can never remember the difference), I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.
As a child, I was cradled by Hulk Hogan and appeared on the front page of the Seattle Times. I may have peaked too early.
After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.
I have since returned to my hometown, and now I vow to never trip over a giant pile of money, just in case.
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