*sits on Tumblr, afraid to say or do anything*
Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus, I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.
After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.
I have now returned to my hometown, and now I vow to never trip over a giant pile of money, just in case.
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