sarahsmilesawhile reblogged your post: You know how criminals have to blow their…
I find it difficult to be seriously offended by someone who claims to need a breathalyzer to operate the internet.
I feel like I’m talking to an alien who hasn’t quite gotten what jokes are, yet. I don’t actually claim that. Again, glib.
You know how criminals have to blow their non-alcohol breath into their steering wheel to get it to start? I need that for my computer.
Criminals? Wow. FYI You don’t have to be convicted to have one of those.
Also, you don’t blow into the steering wheel. That’s just weird.
I was being glib you over-serious twit.
You know how criminals have to blow their non-alcohol breath into their steering wheel to get it to start? I need that for my computer.
Hold on. I meant blow it into my computer. Not blow it into my steering wheel to get my computer to start. That’d be ridiculous.
You know how criminals have to blow their non-alcohol breath into their steering wheel to get it to start? I need that for my computer.
danielle729 reblogged your post: This seems like the kind of night where I get…
Im a girl on tumblr.
Sheesh, hold on! I have to get drunk first! If we are going to get married, you’re going to need patience, an understanding of how sequences of time work, and tolerance of my burgeoning alcoholism.
This seems like the kind of night where I get drunk and tell girls on tumblr I want to marry them.
I had a similar night yesterday only I was saying how much I wanted to do the hot young funeral director who handled my grandpa’s services. I believe at one point I said I could bounce a dime off that ass and that he needed to put his p in my v. I stand by these statements.
I can guarantee you that no matter how drunk I get, our nights will in no way be similar.
This seems like the kind of night where I get drunk and tell girls on tumblr I want to marry them.
Oh, you didn’t know that Neil Flynn is one of the best improvisors in the world? The Janitor is one of the best TV characters ever, and really the one of only reasons I watched Scrubs.
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gadgetorious replied to your post: somnial replied to your post: This is just a…
We see River as a child in school and she regenerates, as well. Not that I think youre wrong, just pointing out that age is not consistent from regeneration to regeneration.
The point was that she has human parents. So did River, but we are just running out of people who could have possibly had sex in a time vortex.
Also, the WHOLE point of the beginning of Bells of St. John was to show us she was “ordinary” because The Doctor would have noticed if a child just appeared on her parents’ doorstep.
somnial replied to your post: This is just a reminder that The Doctor still…
I would love if they brought her back. Like what if Clara is just her regeneration?
Probably not. First, it’s not clear if Jenny can even fully regenerate, otherwise she probably would have in that episode. Second, Clara would have regenerated in the Christmas special. Third, we see her grow up in Bells of St. John in a household of two, presumably human parents (I’m pretty sure this is exactly why we’re shown Clara as a child, to show us that she just didn’t appear as is in the Doctor’s life).
This is just a reminder that The Doctor still thinks his daughter, Jenny, is dead.
I’m so close to being bearded, I can taste it.
Literally. I keep getting whiskers in my mouth.
Possibly the happiest people in the world perform karaoke at the gas pump.
Born in a hospital that looks like an octopus, I spend way too much time imagining what the life of Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island was like.
After graduating from college, I moved away from my hometown, vowing never to return.
I have now returned to my hometown, and now I vow to never trip over a giant pile of money, just in case.
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