OMG. I thought I was the only one who had weird sandwich fantasies about people I follow on tumblr.
That’s so weird because I have Tumblr fantasies about the sandwiches I follow!
Boogity boogity boogity.
April 2012
i think i'm obsessed with you. like seriously. today i was buying a sandwhich and i just imagined you face on it, like dancin in the mayo. i ate it though, it was tasty. real yummy.
I don’t blame you, that’s a handsome sandwich!
March 2012
ANONYMOUS ORGASM REVOLUTION! Take a minute to send this to the ones you think are worth fucking, also show to those who use it for things other than porn that the anonymously button should be to show NC-17 instead. Because it doesn't matter who I am, I just wanna fuck you and that's what really matters.
Please be Carey Mulligan. Please be Carey Mulligan. Please be Carey Mulligan. Please be Carey Mulligan. Please be Carey Mulligan. Please be Carey Mulligan.
Going to start a cat mental hospital
And call it Cattitudes.
I am a big proponent of Cattribution Theory and studying a cat’s perception of their meow-t groups.
“The music was too loud, the food was cold. The drinks were few and the people many. It was everything I expected. And less. I’m never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up.”
—Bernard Black, “Black Books”
(via there-goes-my-gun)
(via there-goes-my-gun)
