It’s a little weird that half the cast of Heroes just up and appears in the new season of Burn Notice. But I like it.
June 2013
WebMd keeps telling me I’m pregnant. Help.
I just watched an episode of Sliders where men have babies… Happened on Red Dwarf too… Have you gone through any dimensions lately?
That’s it. Shrek in 3-dimensions got me pregnant.
WebMd keeps telling me I’m pregnant. Help.
I’m in no way qualified to discuss this, but that hasn’t stopped anyone else, so here goes:
If it violates Tumblr’s terms of service, it should be removed.
If it doesn’t, maybe a debate over what the terms of service should say instead is in order. Otherwise, Tumblr taking down a website that adheres to the TOS because a bunch of people hate it (however rightly) would be bad precedent, leaving one’s ability to be on Tumblr subject to the whims of the masses (and those winds change swiftly).
That said, I do not approve of the website. It is gross.
Season 2: Hannibal starts eating vegans and doesn’t have a line the whole series because he’s too busy trying to figure out whether it’s irony or not.
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
Ten pounds?? You are overestimating yourself by quite a lot.
Happy Father’s Day to the most influential man in my life.
Tony Danza.
Happy Father’s Day to the most influential man in my life.
Tony Danza.
If the apocalypse happens and I end up being the ugly guy in the group of survivors, I’m going be really mad.
You know Will Graham has lost his mind when he just up and eats black chicken soup.
So, in the universe where Cordelia doesn’t get the visions and becomes an actress, Angel gets the visions instead of her.
Doyle totally snogged Angel.
Yup, definitely don’t need my yoga instructor to say “moist.” Not ever. Didn’t even know that was a thing.
About a year ago, I started a special old person club of people who are over 25 on Tumblr. We’re called Tumblrnauts. Welcome, enjoy some free prunes and yelling at youths on your lawn.
Surfing the internet with one shoe on is a perfect summary of my life.
I was born 29 years ago, so I’m told.
That is flattering. If I weren’t old, and my heart weren’t working overtime already to keep me from dying, I’m sure the blood would be rushing to my face in the form of a blush.
If you have a crush on me, you probably know I do not take any form of flattery without responding with some form of self deprecation.
You should know what I look like, though. While my icon APPEARS to be George Clooney, I assure you that it’s me.
Really excited to be entering the part of my life where I get to play the “is that hair blond or grey?” game.