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June 2013

It’s a little weird that half the cast of Heroes just up and appears in the new season of Burn Notice. But I like it. 

Jun 19, 20133 notes
#burn notice

nerdgasming:

keithjacks:

WebMd keeps telling me I’m pregnant. Help.

I just watched an episode of Sliders where men have babies… Happened on Red Dwarf too… Have you gone through any dimensions lately?

That’s it. Shrek in 3-dimensions got me pregnant. 

Jun 19, 201317 notes

WebMd keeps telling me I’m pregnant. Help.

Jun 19, 201317 notes
What do you think of the reddit (which have now moved on to tumblr and twitter) creepshots? Do you think tumblr should take down creepshots? Also, what do you think of the old tumblr predditors (use to dox men who participated in the subreddit creepshots) that got taken down?

I’m in no way qualified to discuss this, but that hasn’t stopped anyone else, so here goes: 

If it violates Tumblr’s terms of service, it should be removed. 

If it doesn’t, maybe a debate over what the terms of service should say instead is in order. Otherwise, Tumblr taking down a website that adheres to the TOS because a bunch of people hate it (however rightly) would be bad precedent, leaving one’s ability to be on Tumblr subject to the whims of the masses (and those winds change swiftly). 

That said, I do not approve of the website. It is gross. 

Jun 18, 20133 notes
#Anonymous

Season 2: Hannibal starts eating vegans and doesn’t have a line the whole series because he’s too busy trying to figure out whether it’s irony or not.

Jun 17, 201322 notes

prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

Ten pounds?? You are overestimating yourself by quite a lot. 

Jun 16, 2013138,727 notes
Jun 16, 20131,085 notes
“I’m going to take you to the bank, Senator Trent… to the blood bank.” —Steven Seagal
Jun 16, 20135 notes
#best movie quote ever

keithjacks:

Happy Father’s Day to the most influential man in my life.

Tony Danza.

Jun 16, 201310 notes

Happy Father’s Day to the most influential man in my life.

Tony Danza.

Jun 16, 201310 notes

If the apocalypse happens and I end up being the ugly guy in the group of survivors, I’m going be really mad. 

Jun 15, 20135 notes
“I can’t find my keys.” —Frida Kahlo
Jun 15, 20135 notes

You know Will Graham has lost his mind when he just up and eats black chicken soup.

Jun 15, 201314 notes
#hannibal

So, in the universe where Cordelia doesn’t get the visions and becomes an actress, Angel gets the visions instead of her.

Doyle totally snogged Angel. 

Jun 14, 201313 notes
#angel

Yup, definitely don’t need my yoga instructor to say “moist.” Not ever. Didn’t even know that was a thing.

Jun 14, 20132 notes
Oh cool, I'm 29 too. We are practically elderly in tumblr land.

About a year ago, I started a special old person club of people who are over 25 on Tumblr. We’re called Tumblrnauts. Welcome, enjoy some free prunes and yelling at youths on your lawn.

Jun 14, 20137 notes
#avengersholidayspectacular

Surfing the internet with one shoe on is a perfect summary of my life. 

Jun 14, 20133 notes
How old are you?

I was born 29 years ago, so I’m told.

Jun 14, 2013
#Anonymous
Just thought you should know, I had the biggest crush on you for the longest time, and I never even saw what you looked like. I miss seeing you on my dash. And no, this isn't a joke. It's sincere. And I'm a girl.

That is flattering. If I weren’t old, and my heart weren’t working overtime already to keep me from dying, I’m sure the blood would be rushing to my face in the form of a blush. 

If you have a crush on me, you probably know I do not take any form of flattery without responding with some form of self deprecation. 

You should know what I look like, though. While my icon APPEARS to be George Clooney, I assure you that it’s me. 

Jun 14, 20133 notes
#Anonymous #anonymous

Really excited to be entering the part of my life where I get to play the “is that hair blond or grey?” game. 

Jun 14, 20136 notes
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