Holy waiving of attorney client privilege, Batman!

Holy waiving of attorney client privilege, Batman!

Online dating.

Online dating.

(Source: hazel-motes, via doorhingeteeth)

"You know that time when all the cool stuff happens? Yeah, this show starts before all that interesting stuff."

— The pitch for the show Gotham, I imagine

The best part about owning a car is that I no longer feel sad when I hear TLC’s “No Scrubs.”

Returning to Tumblr to say that Peter Capaldi and Clara are amazing.

Martin Freeman as a Minnesotan gets an A+.

I still barely remember when sex was something other than a thing i read about in a Jane Austen novel.

#maythe4thbewithyou

"Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word "Beetlejuice" was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline."

(Source: depression-and-movies, via theslayyer)

Looks like even the writers of Game of Throne got tired of people telling them they read the books.

Here’s to the best dad/vampire I have ever known!

Here’s to the best dad/vampire I have ever known!

I love when fake dating profiles can’t even bother to make up a real profession.

"Profession: Investor"

Nice to meet you, Investor, I’m Mars Rover.