It’s like the makers of the Dresden Files TV show only read the back cover of the first book and then immediately made a TV show. 

  • Them: What are your biggest fears?
  • Me: Dryer fires, carbon monoxide poisoning, and having a daughter.

Very smart of Taco Bell to wait until after everyone buys health insurance to roll out its breakfast menu.

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If you haven’t seen the TV show Line of Duty, you are missing out on great TV. 

I love what the show Derek stands for— you don’t need an anti-hero or villains to create drama. You don’t need morally repugnant characters to create humor. 

Netflix understands me on an intimate level.

Netflix understands me on an intimate level.

I don’t understand how a series with Jon Hamm and Daniel Radcliffe comes out in 2012 and Tumblr does not mention a damn thing about it. 

Remember when I used to post on Tumblr?

So you think Archer jumped the shark? The show that had the main character slap someone with a dolphin puppet in season one? Are you for real?

Yesssss

Yesssss

Tumblr’s new terms of service ban impersonation

allthebaconpunswerebacon:

Very interesting!

I wonder what kind of person impersonates someone on Tumblr! 

Probably someone desperate for attention!

Says Sir Francis Bacon on Tumblr.

If burritos were money, I would be so poor because I’d just be like eating my paycheck and stuff all the time. 

"Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!"

— the end to a very dramatic custody dispute

thiefshipped:

Sherlock: So yeah, Magnussen is definitely the most dangerous guy I’ve ever met

Moriarty: *punches his way out of his grave* exCUSE YOU bitch

(via hiddle-stoned)

You place the fish on your hand and how it moves indicates your mood. This is what mine did…

You place the fish on your hand and how it moves indicates your mood. This is what mine did…