So you think Archer jumped the shark? The show that had the main character slap someone with a dolphin puppet in season one? Are you for real?
If burritos were money, I would be so poor because I’d just be like eating my paycheck and stuff all the time.
— the end to a very dramatic custody dispute
Just recieved this voicemail:
"Hello Jarrett, this is Casey from Twinstar Credit Union. I was just calling to follow up and resolved the fraud on your account. Please let me know if you have any questions."
Here’s the thing, I don’t have an account with Twinstar Credit Union. Also, I have a brand new phone number that only like 20 people know about. I immediately panicked thinking my roommate stole my identity in the longest con ever to steal $500 and a lifetime of bad credit.
So I called “Casey” (if that’s her real name) and explained to her that I wish they were depositing money into my account tomorrow, but I do not have an account with them.
Turns out, she dialed the wrong number, looking for a DIFFERENT Jarrett. So, to reiterate, a person looking for someone with the same pretty rare name as me accidentally dialed my number to tell me that they had resolved some fraud on my doppelganger’s account.
So, this is a long way of saying: Jarrett Holt, if you are out there, expect some money tomorrow. Sorry to hear about your fraud.
This Sherlock is the best Sherlock.
I’m not an alcoholic but whiskey is my only friend.
I wish Tumblr could understand that just because it’s in infographic form doesn’t mean it’s intellectually valid.
What if Sherlock just jumped off the building and is as surprised as anyone that he is still alive?
I have to admit it…
I’m a Channing Tatum fan.
There, I said it. I’m on board.
…what is on BBC1 right now?
If you haven’t seen The Wrong Mans, you are missing out.